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Writer and cookie aficionado who loves to laugh.
High school Class Clown runner-up, 1997. Still salty about it. Wacky words in Slackjaw, McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, The Haven.
Born in upstate New York, raised on Long Island, been some places, done some things, currently living in New York City. You got a problem with that?
Like an IPA, I am a serious amount of bitterness crammed into a sixteen ounce can with an unnecessarily high ABV. Unlike an IPA, I’m told I have good taste.
A writer in Montana
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